Your Ex Should Not be Your Next!

     By now, you should know how I feel about love and relationships. It’s a lot of work, darrnit! For starters, getting comfortable with your partner is equivalent to a woman wearing an 8 hour bra and she’s already in her 12^th hour and only wants to breathe normal and take it off. Now, she has to deal with your Ex; that scallywagging, bottom-feeding, no-ambition-having predator, who’s not even cuter than you! Compared to you, she makes you look like a Hollywood story covering international magazines

     When a woman gets to a certain age, it’s expected that whatever man she’s dating has a few women lurking in the past and one of those women may want him back just like ole school R&B. This woman will do anything in her vicious power to dampen your budding love story. If she has children (this type of woman usually has a basketball team), she will even go to the extreme low of using them as leverage. This woman also tells lies knowing that we’ve all acknowledged the world has seven degrees of separation and her fork-tongued-soliloquy will eventually find its way to your ears. Dang gossipers! And trust this “woman” is also using social media to give her a backbone. She will create a life with your man and most will believe this fairytale farce.

     Hmmmmm can’t blame it all on the woman though. Your man has to be held accountable for his actions by not entertaining this has-been. You shouldn’t be the one responding to her; he should. If he’s truly your man, let him fight this battle. I didn’t sign up for Fear Factor, therefore, I WILL NOT digest anything nasty just to win a prize in the end.

     Once again, this is why I’d rather eat ice cream. Just like men, ice cream comes in the most delectable flavors and you can choose any one and the only thing it wants to do is spend a moment on your lips but a lifetime on your hips. Sounds like love to me. Smooches Dolls!!