Men, this one’s for you! Do you know how much stress is on a woman’s mind before and after she gives you the nookie? It’s like that 4th grade Science project you hope at least gets you in the finals so you can have bragging rights. So gentlemen, if you ever wanted to know what’s going on behind a woman’s smile while she is disrobing, finish reading. And scene…….
A woman knows whether or not she is going to sleep with you. She has already made up her mind either before you started to wine and dine her or after you’ve blown her mind with sexy conversations. When a woman has made up her mind to give you the nookie, she goes into preparation mode thinking of ways to provoke a man’s senses. She asks herself questions like: What panties should I wear? Thong, G-string, Boy-Shorts, No-Panties or Granny Panties (which I strongly suggest women stay away from). Nair or a razor for my legs and the nookie-box? Do I have time for a pedicure and manicure and what color nail polish should I use? Should I eat pineapples for a week just in case he wants to go downtown? Is my nookie-box tight enough for him to not assume I’m some kind of philandering slut? Is my stomach flat enough or should I pretend and just lie flat on my back to create the illusion? Should I just let go and scream if it feels great or will he look at me like a noisy-neighbor-waker? Do we cuddle afterwards or do I give him space so he won’t think I’m sprung and about to re-enact a scene from the movie Fatal Attraction? Do I tell him to get up and get me a washcloth because I know if I get up, he’s definitely going to be watching my ass shake from left to right as I strut away? And the last question that gives us damn near panic attacks……now that I gave him the nookie will he call?
This is so crazy!!!!!!! In spite of the myriad of emotions that bombard a woman’s ability to approach this situation in a carefree manner, we still have to push through acting as if we are comfortable. Don’t get me wrong, there are various levels to a woman’s discomfort but I can attest to the fact that women can relate to what I’m writing about. If the sex was good for us, we want to know if it was good for you and if so, can we do it again? And this time, we may not have all the previous angst, but there will be some lingering anxiety. So now that you gave him the nookie, now what? Not a damn thing ladies. Let’s just try to be more comfortable in our skin! Pole dancing lessons and a dirty martini maybe?
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