Thursday, October 18, 2012

I Don't Care What He Thinks. I'm Wearing My Headscarf to Bed.

OMG!!!!!! I’ve spoken at countless seminars on the topic of relationships and one topic that always comes up: Should I Wear My Headscarf to Bed? To all of my Dolls out there, do whatever works for you. I just know what works best for ME. And Scene………….
It’s time for you and your partner to go to sleep and this may be the first time you’ve slept overnight at his place. Of course you want to keep it cute and sexy. Hell, that silk teddy, lace undies and alluring scent you strategically placed all over your body confirms that. So why would you want to mess it up by putting on your Aunt Jemima headscarf? I’ll tell you why? As an African American woman, I’m really not trying to mess up my hair. He wants it cute? How can I keep it cute for him if I wake up in the morning with edges and a kitchen that’s all sweated out? Not cute at all!
I totally understand that men like women to be visually tantalizing and what woman doesn’t want to be? But dammit, something’s gotta give. Men, you can’t have it both ways! How about we turn the headscarf issue into a sexy little game? Can you pretend I’m the Queen of Zamunda? How about you tie it around my head as a reminder of how you just tied me up moments before? Let’s get creative and stop expecting me to do come to bed with flowing hair and then the next day I have to pay for another hair appointment….unless you’re paying that is. If not, Aunt Jemima, the Queen of Zamunda is here to stay!
So ladies, stop letting the representative show up in the beginning of a relationship. You come to bed all purdee (pretty) looking and then you get comfortable with your man and then BAM; you change into a holey drawers, headscarf wearing nightmare! If you wear a headscarf to bed, let it be known. Distract attention away from the headscarf. Trust, if you’re putting it down right, he’s not even worried about what’s on your head. *wink* SMOOCHES DOLLS


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